Much Ado About Nothing

If this is a free country, then why do I feel like I am in a really bad movie about Nazi Germany? This has really got to the point of having great potential for a comedic World war movie. Let's see, we could call it....Proguns Heroes.....or Good Morning Police State......or Bloomers on board....or The kiss that shut down the world. Seriously, this has really got out of control and the only accomplishment is to make a mockery of human intelligence.

Chris Rock could play Obama. Robin Williams could play Cheney. Jim Carey could play Bush. Achmed the dead terrorist could play the underwear bomber. Mr. Bean could play the entire CIA. It's an all star line up!

What has come to America, when a kiss good-bye will shut down an entire airport?

I mean, if it was up to me, I would just refuse to fly and boycott anything that has anything to do with all this nonsense. Personally, I wouldnt want to be accused of murder just because someone did a body scan on me. OMG THE HORROR! Kethunk. Someone call the morgue. We have another dead man at the scanner.

It isnt just about airport security either. Look at all the nonsense we have to deal with in every day life! Homeschool your children-go to jail. Have a diabetic seizure-get tazered and die. Pick your nose in an elevator-be a You-tube star. Own a cow?- Better get beano! The list is utterly endless with this nonsense.

Let's not forget about the children either. But, but, but.....what about the children! Good grief Charlie Brown. Now children, line up for your daily dose of flouride, your snort of H1N1, and your Ritalin. Then go straight to class, and pledge allegiance to a Christian god; learn that there was no terrorist attack while Bush was in office, and make sure, by the end of the day, you have collected your two hours of homework for your parents to teach you. Oh, and by the way, remember...NO RUNNING ON THE PLAYGROUND! Todays lunch includes- Tysons penicillin chicken nuggets, Genetically modified corn, and a healthy dose of whole steroid milk.

Note home to parents: Congratulations! You're childs daily dose of medication was a success! We apologize that our funds have been reduced and we were unable to provide ice packs to all the children who passed out and hit their heads, but they did have a healthy lunch! We remind all parents that tomorrows homework is now due yesterday. We would also like to inform parents that todays fire drill has been postponed to never and has been replaced with terrorist drills.

Um...yeah.

Now for an update on your pets. Make sure to replace your latest version of their ID chip. The old ones seem to be causing unknown illnesses. Also be cautious of their toxic....I mean....well balanced diets.

Okay, we have known for some time now, that the Chemtrails are used for weather manipulation (maybe other stuff also). So this brings into question, why did "they" cause freezing weather to hit our agricultural zones? Huh? Wha? Did someone say 'food shortage?" AHA! Damn them N.A.Z.I.'s (Nullifiers of Agricultural Zones Inc.) How dare they kill off our potatoes and oranges! Hey snookums, Whats for dinner? No worries darling. We have GM Corn and round up ready dandelion greens. But sugar pie, didnt they put dandelions on the toxic weed list last month? No, sugar pop, that was organic squash.

oh my, what a world, what a world.

Sarcasm? Yes. Exaggerations? Not by much. Most of it is pretty spot on. I challenge all of you, to take a really good, hard, close look at what is going on, and ask yourselves....Is this the type of world I want my children to live in? With continued apathy, it will only get worse.

Do we really want to live in a world where strangers look at our naked bodies, just to travel within America? A world where we cant express our anger by shouting? A world where what is healthy is illegal and what is unhealthy is required? A world where we can not make our own decisions, because the government knows better than we do? Do we really want to live in a world where our worth is determined by our financial status our our physical appearance?

Tell me, why it is, that people search for love their entire lives, and why we feel the need to be cared for and appreciated, if we are only given the pretense, opportunity, and encouragement to do the opposite. Look at the world! Look at what we have been taught!

Hate your neighbor because they get welfare! Report your customers for reprimanding their child in the store for throwing a fit! Send your children to headstart or daycare for someone else to raise and you can say your valuable because you pay taxes! Report your neighbor for selling muffins without a license. Call the cops on your student for missing 4 days of school without a doctors permission. Take away someones house because they couldnt afford the taxes.

Let's not forget the little stuff either. Get a permit. Line up for DEQ inspections. Dont eat this, dont eat that. No spitting in this neighborhood. No riding bikes on the sidewalk which no one uses. Perfect attendance awards for those who insist on getting everyone sick at work/school. CUT THAT GRASS!

Get the point?

We're whipped.